How I would narrate the Olympics  

• me: he's doing some athletic shit
• me: and omg look at that butt

deduction-to-seduction:

deduction-to-seduction:

hiddlesbatchlove:

deduction-to-seduction:

You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS

Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered

“This means war”

and silently walked out of the room

Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep

UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS

WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS

“I am the oncoming storm”

HELP

pizza:

iwillneverstoptalking:

apparently if you mention pizza tumblr user pizza will come

who said that

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

 

~For more, follow http://infinitylooper.tumblr.com

meggannn:

sometimes i think i can write but then i see what other people write and

danisnotonfjre:

giftedbuttwisted:

At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories. 

In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375.

the choice is yours

best-of-funny:

X

mygympartnerisadoitsu:

sweet dreams, my children

• my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
• me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
• me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something

madturbating:

someone make a tutorial on how to respond to compliments